Monday, November 21, 2005

Still sick

I'm still "F"ing sick today! What's going on? This can't be a regular flu. I think it was the left-overs I ate last Thursday. Why is it that Bertolli Mushroom Alfredo sauce contains no preservatives? It's just not safe. The label should read, "Throw away unused portion after opening." not, "Refrigerate after opening." Now I gotta miss work during a crunch week and hope to be healthy by my DMV appointment this afternoon.

No more left-overs for me, eva! That's right I'm gonna start throwing away food like Margaret Cho's new diet. Why? Cause no preservatives = food poisoning. That's right I said it. Normally I'd advocate all things natural, but not when they keep me stuck at home on my couch for days.


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